Hello, and welcome to this side-by-side comparison of two Quinns wearing the aforementioned Cat Dress….this series begs the question: which Quinn is crazier?
This is the Rev. Quinn Daly. He enjoys masquerading as Your Fat Third Grade Art Teacher. He finds cats sometimes too. Currently vacationing in Boston, Quinn reports that “last night” he saw “a coyote trotting down the center of the street with a dead cat in his mouth.
“In my mind,” Daly continues, “he gets to work, punches the clock, and his buddy says, in a thick Boston accent, ‘YAH WIFE GAVE YAH CAT AGAIN, HUH?'”
God Bless America. We needn’t dwell for too long on my own cat preoccupations. Everybody knows. I suppose it should be mentioned that I’m the one who bought this dress, and when the above photo was taken I had already been wearing it for two days, and was about to wear it for another one. Also that afternoon I threw up in my yard.
Okay. Cast your votes! Make ’em count. Send them to me in any means possible. I’ll tally them after I’ve had some more coffee. Might be days.