Johnny O’, famous scientist, classy gentleman, and the originator of the Well Tailored Suit>>
Here are the findings, a thrilling report on the extremely sophisticated process by which cats manage to drink! NASA is interested, surely. (Michelle? …..)
As I told John, “Oh man, you really appeal to the Joe Quinn crowd.”
LOVE YOU, MISSAY.
And here’s even more about science from our own Dr. Burns! An article detailing the mysterious love-connection between ladies and their cats…
Naturally, an article called “Cats Adore, Manipulate Women” got my attention. The piece opens, “The bond between cats and their owners turns out to be far more intense than imagined, especially for cat aficionado women and their affection reciprocating felines, suggests a new study.”
Well, I could have told you that.
I don’t even want to discuss how I let my old cat bully me into 4:30 breakfasts, which I allowed just because I had stars in my eyes for him and him alone, no one else forever, him and that little white furry mustache he so sportily sported.
So there you have it. Cats are complex, calculating, scientific beings. Certainly out of the realm of my own understanding. But just like any basic, albeit minor, scientific property, they totally blow my mind.