Meow Meow, My Online Dating Profile

Cait, this pretty kitty’s loving mama, sends in some sweet stats on her baby girl.

Name: Nickel (aka Sir Eats-a-lot)
Age: 10 months (teenage cat)
Sexual orientation: Formerly female, currently androgenous.
Interests: laser pointer tag, birdwatching, spelunking in paper bags.
Favorite foods: Cheese rinds, corn bread, pumpkin pie
Likes: vacationing in Pennsylvania, short rides in the car
Dislikes: Snow, vacuuming
Origin: found on an island by kayakers
Greatest adventure: base-jumping out of the second-story apartment window at a young age.
What I want to be when I grow up: Miss America

She is very photogenic.:)

Takers?? I’d like to sign up!

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About bearicaquinn

Smallish, smushy in the sad parts, certainly destined for cat-lady-dom. Enjoys boats, bikes, black coffee, pug faces, sourdough bread, the morning when you have slept long enough, beards, mountainsides, art, rooftops, etc. Will continue to live in things that are interestingly shaped. So octopus.
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One Response to Meow Meow, My Online Dating Profile

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