Hi! This is Molly.
She is our grand, dog-toting neighbor, bike-wife, fire-crackery joke-slinging, greasy laundry pro. She also wins the award for New Friend of the Year.
Case in point, when I was propped up in bed writing yesterday’s post, Molly came in fresh from the Huntingdon County Library with the finest of finds hot from the Non-Fiction section.
Oh no, wait, it gets better.
The book, written by Debbie Keller (who I can only assume is a complete genius) is stacked full of what happens when Law & Order jargon crashes headlong into zee cat blog. Here are some selections.
"Fashion police arrested Tina G. after illegally reproducing designer handbags and selling them as Kitty Koats on the Internet."
"Neville K. was apprehended for stalking and terrorizing a pet gerbil. Now on permanent lockout, Neville continues to display stalking behavior in the presence of leaves, twigs and dandelions. Psychiatric evaluation has been ordered."