SO THAT MEANS IT’S TIME FOR A NEW POST.
Some things you should know about the new me.
- In an effort to curb my love of the sauce, I have made an agreement with my Bearded Companion that every time I get more than is appropriately toasty, I will give Jake $10. My painful thriftiness outweighs that small problem I have with “moderation in all things including but not limited to cookie dough”. As a result, I have stayed thoroughly in charge of myself, since making that deal.
- Starting today, I now only have one cup of coffee per day and mayyyyybe one cup of tea in the afternoon. (This one my Bearded Co-Cat Finder initiated– he was tired of waking up to find me buzzing around the house in a flurry of breathless anxiety after having consumed the entire French press of coffee which I would usually follow with a few cups of dark tea which was often followed by afternoon coffee as well.)
- I cut my bangs crooked. Again.
Another fact: I’m currently in the Motherland, in preparation for Momcat birthday celebrations. Because of my very recent caffeine withdrawal, I took a nap on tonight’s bus ride west in a confusing display of light and sound and sad dreams and now I am sleepy AGAIN. Which is fitting, because everyone else here fell asleep at, like, nine. One-hundred-and-seventeen miles away, my Beard-Face-Life-Partner is living, likely slumbering. Two days from now I will be there too. Someday we will live (once again) in a place like this that is darker, quieter, better for our hearts and our heads.
Here is a video from the last time I was here. When this computer was one month newer, and I was one-month worse at it.